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1. WASTED IN A WASTELAND
2. PARTY TIL I DIE
3. YOU AIN'T MY CATFISH
4. FIREWATER TALES
5. BOOZE, BROADS & BOOTY
6. AROUND THE MIDNIGHT
7. UNFINISHED BUSINESS


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WASTED IN A WASTELAND
All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen

You woke up this morning
After night of non-sleeping
You hear this strange noise
That's only your inner voice

Voice tells you to get drunk
Voice tells you to get skunk
But that voice didn't tell you
That you are already in hell

Crawlin' to the liquer store
Owned by some crazy whore
You spend your money to booze
Coz you ain't got nothing to lose

There's nothing more to tell
So have a nice day & go to hell
Wasteland is just wasteland
Nothing but endless quicksand

CHORUS:
Wasted in a wasteland
Standing on one hand
Your life is one big night
No more hope, no more light

Crawlin' to the liquer store
Owned by some crazy whore
You spend your money to booze
Coz you ain't got nothing to lose

There's nothing more to tell
So have a nice day & go to hell
Wasteland is just wasteland
Nothing but endless quicksand

All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen











PARTY TIL I DIE
All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen

Partying is a serious business
Partying can cure your sickness
Partying could be lot of fun
Are you ready, here it come!

Loud music makes your day
There is no other way
Party hard, shake your ass
Watch out that broken glass

CHORUS:
Party til i die
Party til i fly
Party til you cry

Good rock open your locks
It doesn't matter where's your socks
Rockin' rockin' all night long
Before you hear the final gong

CHORUS:
Party til i die
Party til i fly
Party til you cry


All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen











YOU AIN'T MY CATFISH
All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen

When i'm looking to your eyes
I see only same old lies
You're not the girl i used to know
More like some kind of freakshow

When i'm looking to your lies
I see only same old eyes
You're not the girl i used to know
Just pack your bags and just go

CHORUS:
You ain't my catfish
But that i didn't wish
You're like a new dish
But you ain't my catfish

You ain't my catfish
But that you didn't wish
You're maybe Finnish?
But you ain't my catfish

When i'm looking to your eyes
I see only trouble in disguise
You're not the girl i used to know
Just pack your bags and just go

All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen











FIREWATER TALES
All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen

Sittin' around the campfire
Tell the truth or be a liar
Old tales of the old days
Listen to this and shut your face

Eat the corn, Indian corn
Listen to tales of yesterday
Eat the corn, blow your horn
You are ready to fade away

CHORUS:
Listen to tales
Firewater tales
If everything else fails

Where is the horses eyes?

Firewater makes you strong
But well, it won't stay too long
Brand new tales, new cool drink
These old tales started to stink

All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen











BOOZE, BROADS & BOOTY
All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen

Can't remember mondays
Can't remember fun days
Can't remember yesterdays
I'm not gonna change my ways

I like those big
I like those small
I like those handy
You know ... i like your candy

CHORUS:
I need my three B'ees
Like rocket need three G'ees

You wanna see my rocket ride
You wanna see my rocket ride

RIDE!!!

Blurred faded memories
Unknown dirty fantasies
Hard rockin' and rollin' babes
Shake those shaky shakes

CHORUS:
I need my three B'ees
Like rocket need three G'ees

You wanna see my rocket ride
You wanna see my rocket ride

RIDE!!!

All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen











AROUND THE MIDNIGHT
All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen

Night time is the right time
To drink a bottle of wine
Everything could happen
Around the midnight

When the day is over
You wanna take a shower
You wash away the day
Around the midnight

CHORUS:
You only live at night
You know that is right
That's your sanctuary
Daytime is ... secondary

You only live at night
When the moon is bright
That's your sanctuary
Addiction ... legendary

Night is a perfect for get drunk
Night is made for honka-honka-funk
When the morning light hits your eyes
It's time to meet those dreamland lies

CHORUS:
You only live at night
You got the midnight bite
That's your sanctuary
You only live at night!

See ya around the midnight

All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen











UNFINISHED BUSINESS
All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen

We must meet again
You just tell me when
We must end this shit
Are you listening, this is it

Dammit!!!

Running like a rabbit
You are like bad habit
You know hiding is useless
So let's take care of this ... businezz

CHORUS:

Don't you fuck with me
Coz you know how it's gonna be
Never try to mess with me
Gonna put you down as you see

You smell like boozer
You know that's you are
Keep on running you loser
You can't hide too far

CHORUS:
Don't you fuck with me
Coz you know how it's gonna be
Never try to mess with me
Gonna put you down as you see

All lyrics and music © Mad Dog Markkanen


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